Oct. 21st, 2011
Oct. 15th, 2011
this is my I-hate-everything face.
Oct. 5th, 2011
Hide yo kittens, hide yo cats
So I hear it's a slippery slope to becoming a mad cat woman. Whatever. Here's me, jumping on the adopt-a-pet bandwagon.
Meet the newest resident of Lima Heights. He's tiny and noisy and pathetic and has a broken leg. And I think he's evil.
I named him Satan Jr.
He will fuck you up. Watch out.
( Private to self )
Meet the newest resident of Lima Heights. He's tiny and noisy and pathetic and has a broken leg. And I think he's evil.
I named him Satan Jr.
He will fuck you up. Watch out.
( Private to self )
Sep. 29th, 2011
I think I have this thing happening where whenever Mr Schue opens his mouth, all I hear is Blah blah blah I can't really speak spanish blah blah Nationals blah blah. I mean, that basically happens any time I have a conversation with anybody, but it's worse with Schue. Like, I get caught up staring into the depths of his butt-chin. So. Anyone feel like telling me what we're actually doing in Glee this week? I totally tuned out.
In other news, Ispoke to my dad for the first time this year to ask him if having dreams while I'm awake means I'm a schizophrenic or something. The internet says yes. He says I should get more sleep. Turns out dermatologists don't have much overlap with psychiatry. Go figure. want these in my life:
Hot.
In other news, I
Hot.
Sep. 15th, 2011
LOL, so Coach totally ripped my head off today for yawning in practice. Like, oops. Sorry I haven't gotten more than 4 hours of sleep a night all week. I think it's the Mastercleanse 2.0 giving me these crazy dreams. I totally knew that green stuff wasn't wheatgrass.
I'm so switching back to the mastercleanse 1 recipe. You don't fuck with the original.
ETA: THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. FEAST YOUR EYES.
and no, Davey, it's not Charizard. or is it...
I'm so switching back to the mastercleanse 1 recipe. You don't fuck with the original.
ETA: THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. FEAST YOUR EYES.
and no, Davey, it's not Charizard. or is it...
Sep. 11th, 2011
LISTEN UP.
Roof party at mine tonight. Lima Heights Adjacent, bitches.
Warm weather and a football team that's actually winning for once. Thanks of course to the smokin' team of Cheerios.
Time to celebrate!!!!!
I gots the hard liquor covered. Bring beer if you drink it, smokes if you smoke 'em, and mace if you got it. Some comfy hardwood floors to crash on if you need it.
Come at 10. Or whenever. Or don't come at all.
Warm weather and a football team that's actually winning for once. Thanks of course to the smokin' team of Cheerios.
Time to celebrate!!!!!
I gots the hard liquor covered. Bring beer if you drink it, smokes if you smoke 'em, and mace if you got it. Some comfy hardwood floors to crash on if you need it.
Come at 10. Or whenever. Or don't come at all.
Sep. 8th, 2011
siete.
Hey Kurt!
I found this awesome photo of you on the rollercoaster at Captain Jack's. Lookin' fine, buddy.
( there's more... )
I found this awesome photo of you on the rollercoaster at Captain Jack's. Lookin' fine, buddy.
( there's more... )
Sep. 6th, 2011
seis.
Yeah, I dumped him. Yeah, I'm a bitch. Yeah, I've heard it all before. Say what you want. I can take it.
Sep. 5th, 2011
cinco.
A 3-day weekend working at the public pool means way too much of this:
People fucking around on the diving board, winding themselves, then making me dive in and bail them out. Even when they're 4x my size.
Then they ask if I'm gonna give them the kiss of life. Ugh.
Get me out of this town already.
People fucking around on the diving board, winding themselves, then making me dive in and bail them out. Even when they're 4x my size.
Then they ask if I'm gonna give them the kiss of life. Ugh.
Get me out of this town already.
Aug. 30th, 2011
cuatro.
So. Puckerman knows how to party. Berry knows how to tongue like a pro. And rumor has it we're singing country songs this week. If it's even possible, Mr. Schue got even worse at choosing weekly themes over the summer.
Luckily, I already have the perfect song picked out. And no, it's not Jesus Take The Wheel.
It's not this, either.
Luckily, I already have the perfect song picked out. And no, it's not Jesus Take The Wheel.
It's not this, either.
Aug. 25th, 2011
tres.
So I'm not going to get to sleep in until this time next year, but I am BACK, bitches. Better than that, I am CAPTAIN. So what if I had to sell my soul and agree to be Sylvester's bitch for the whole year. So worth it.. This is my ticket out of this hellhole.
It is so good to be back.
Oh, and watch your back, bullies of McKinley. The Bullywhips are alive and kicking this year. Our first day back on the job went swimmingly. Losers in need of protection, sign your name up and we'll consider you.
EDITED TO ADD: Badass individuals interested in joining team BullyWhip, drop a note here and we'll consider that too.
xoxo.
It is so good to be back.
Oh, and watch your back, bullies of McKinley. The Bullywhips are alive and kicking this year. Our first day back on the job went swimmingly. Losers in need of protection, sign your name up and we'll consider you.
EDITED TO ADD: Badass individuals interested in joining team BullyWhip, drop a note here and we'll consider that too.
xoxo.
Aug. 24th, 2011
dos.
Your result for The Sorting Hat: A Comprehensive Harry Potter Personality Assessment [Test/Quiz]...
Pfffft. Hands up who thought they'd sling me into Slytherin. I haven't watched Harry Potter since that one with the three-headed dog thing, but I'm pretty sure Slytherin was the house for badasses. Maybe it was the thing about being stubborn and liking fighting. Or maybe that old hat thing got me and Dave confused. Whatevs. Corrupt from within, that's what I always say.
Gryffindor
36% Ravenclaw, 32% Hufflepuff, 61% Slytherin and 64% Gryffindor!
You might belong in Gryffindor,
Where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve, and chivalry
Set Gryffindors apart;
uno.
I am SO ready for tomorrow. Forget lame classes - this baby is European-drycleaned and just waiting for me to slide back into it the moment I win Coach Sylvester over again and get back on the squad. Or maybe not this one. 3 and a half weeks of the Sue Sylvester Master Cleanse. I can't remember what solid food tastes like. AND I can totally fit into an xx-small now. Take that, Quinn.
Red is so my color.
Red is so my color.
Aug. 19th, 2011
Character Sheet
Name: Santana Lopez
Graduation Year: 2012
School Activities: Glee, Cheerios (Captain), Bullywhips
Class Schedule: English 12, Psychology, Spanish IV, Gym, American History, Environmental Studies, Algebra II
After School Job: Lifeguard at the local pool – getting her Baywatch on, yelling at kids who ignore the No Running sign and looking amazing in a swimsuit while doing it.
Sexuality: Lesbian (closeted)
Supernatural Ability: Precognition - level 7
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Graduation Year: 2012
School Activities: Glee, Cheerios (Captain), Bullywhips
Class Schedule: English 12, Psychology, Spanish IV, Gym, American History, Environmental Studies, Algebra II
After School Job: Lifeguard at the local pool – getting her Baywatch on, yelling at kids who ignore the No Running sign and looking amazing in a swimsuit while doing it.
Sexuality: Lesbian (closeted)
Supernatural Ability: Precognition - level 7
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